Marathon Viewing This Year's Christmas Films: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the season to slob out on the sofa and demolish a tin of mince pies in front of a good movie, a awful feature, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
This year, a batch of latest seasonal stories hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—maybe even joining the ranks alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Therefore, in a helpful attempt to separate the winners from the losers, and to get into the holiday mood, I watched as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Starting, optimistically, on a positive note. This is the exclusive 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the best 100 festive features of all time.
The musical trio end up stuck in the UK after finishing their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their efforts are hindered by an villainous Saint Nick, who breaks into song to declare they won’t get home until they “rekindle their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the bickering brothers is amusing even for the uninitiated, while followers will no doubt pick up on lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is excellent for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who will have to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland stars as a celebrity tricked into a "panto".
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and older star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose manager has misled him into thinking he’s appearing in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he protests. One can imagine their reply. That is, unless you’re unfamiliar with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some hilarious moments, some heartwarming side stories, and the ensemble is brilliant, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit naff at another season, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
Danny Dyer appears at the outset of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the next movie straight. Might this become a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who encounters Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative progresses as the stingy Mr Sood is confronted by the spirits of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s performance is wooden—a major flaw when he’s so the focal point.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There's just enough time for a network's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he receives an large festive windfall at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) persuades him splurging the cash on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to pay back the difference.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a French chateau to secure an acquisition for a champagne business. During her travels, she runs into a man in a literary haven who vows to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
An expert recently claimed this is the finest new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a Christmas romance with a dash of elegance and gives the required warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is very good too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The secret is to be discovered, and Chris sets out to find it with the expert help of a group of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s understated but endearing, and ideal viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the matriarch of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in reality it’s really a mash-up of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last finds her strength.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but fortunately here’s a new addition in the crowded field of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as familiar as can be: An American woman travels to a picturesque cold country and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher